Lisa the Late, Lisa the distracted
Monday, 20 February 2006 4:30 PM

6.30 woke up and ironed shirt. Had breakfast and left house at 8.35am.

8.50 Arrived at training centre. Lisa did not arrive until 10.10am. I texted her twice but she says she did not get them.

Little talk between us. She said she forgot to set her alarm clock and is feeling tired. She said nothing about my haircut. She then asked to borrow my PC to check her email and stayed on it all day (although she had a guilty moment at around 11am).

1st break we had a little chat but her mind was not focused today.

Lunchtime I offered to join her and she said she was seeing her boyfriend. I had lunch and went shopping. Got back late 1.40pm. Lisa was already there. She lost her online application form. I carried on on my PC (which places my back to her side). So absolutely no conversation between us.

Last break: She came over and kept her nose in a shopping catalogue.

Hometime: I set off on my bike. Checked my email and there is nothing there - so perhaps the penny has finally dropped. Time to put on lots of music, watch lots of fiction and try to get back into video games and once again forget the fairer (but totally incomprehensible) sex.